Originally Posted by white_n_slow

OK, since we're sorta on the topic, I'm going to bitch.

My ex and I broke up officially about 20 months ago. I was never hung up on her since the relationship was toast long before it was officially over. Since then I have had hanky panky with a total skank neighbor of my friend's, and hanky panky with a big fat neighbor of another friend. No dates, no booty calls, no phone calls, nothing but the occasional (and regrettable) drunken hookup. This sucks. I'm a decent guy, not too ugly, ok income, etc etc. All I want is to find me some wifey material and get on with it.

/bitch