I also have several not pictured (I'm at work)

USA standard Strat
SRV (USA) Strat
mexistrat (my first guitar)
Ibanez sr650pb
Ibanez sr prestige
Ibanez 5 700 series
acoustic/ele bass
Ibanez acoustic/ele
fender classical/ele
harmony classical/ele
Oscar Schmidt mandolin / electric
Violin (not good at)
Motif 6
V03
Roland V-kit (made to sound like acoustic drum kit w/line 1/4" outputs, 250 kits)
Boss Multitracker and many effects boards and guitar/bass labs I built and wired into a rack w/patch panel + conversion gear.

Fun shit

Edit: oh yeah, I have a Takamine acoustic too