I'm not a club head. There are folks that hit that shit up every Friday & Saturday, 52 weeks a year.

I go once-in-a-while, and really wanted to make an impression on the owner of the company outside of work. (the promise of booze I could never afford was too much to ignore either) The guy is only 31 and I figured that I could show off some of my true personality, it'll be beneficial during work hours.

What I told him ...

- We have pretty awful neighbors in the office building. They complain about everything we do. I offered to "take a shit" and "regulate" on them.

- My girlfriend started dancing to "single ladies" by Beyonce. When the part came for "all the single ladies, raise your hands up" ... I said, "Don't you even, Rihanna. I'm Chris Brown ... I don't fuck around".

We had some good laughs which really opened shit up.