a married couple argues often
husband, "why do you keep telling me what to do, are you my wife or my mother?"
wife, "whoever sucks on my tits is considered a baby to me"
their child jumps into the conversation, "she's right dad"
dad gets piss off and yells at the kid, "don't be rude, who are you to say anything?"
kid replies, "iunno, whoever quits sucking on mom's tits first is the older one, fair enough?"