so I had a wet dream last night

Apparently I was sitting behind some naked girl that was lying on the floor face down and was rubbing her ass cheeks for like 20 minutes sporting a raging erection in my pants. I then figured I would surprise her by penetrating her so I begin to take off my pants without her seeing me. I eventually get them off and go ahead and proceed to shove my penis inside her vagina but as soon as my cock touches the vagina lips ... i start convulsing and my penis starts to spew semen.

Now since I have an anteater for a penis, the skin for some reason was closed around my cock and so this huge bubble of semen begins to develop at the tip of my cock. I continue to shake and convulse and eventually the bubble breaks and semen goes everywhere but my penis will not stop spewing semen. The girl somehow doesnt notice and begins to turn towards me and I'm still convulsing and spewing semen everywhere. At this point i'm stroking myself in a jackhammer fashion to ensure all the semen gets out but its not stopping. I end up spewing semen all over her stomach and she then stands up and leaves.

Then i woke up and took a piss ... and it was a long ass piss. The ones that make you feel like a real fucking man cause its so damn long.

lol