First of all, San Clemente is a ritzy ass city. Only rich people live here. So if you're going to peddle, at least look the part.

A bunch of us were eating lunch outside Baja Fresh, and some haggard looking lady walked up with a sign that read "Bosnia refugee, please help."

I was like, ok I believe you, here's $2 (because literally that was all I had) and she looked REALLY bad.

Then I thought, wait a minute, if you're a Bosnia refugee, what the hell are you doing in sunny SoCal :rofl:

So she wanders off to beg money from the other tables. Whatever. A couple minutes later, a teenage looking girl wearing pumps and a leopard print skirt pulls the same shit, except without a sign. Same story too.

Really.

I just said sorry but I gave the last of my money to your partner, maybe next time work on your timing :rofl: