Anyone who is going to Washington for the inauguration is fucking retarded.

A) You wont see shit, you'll just stand in a crowd and freeze your balls off
B) Washington is a deathtrap for traffic, metro will be packed beyond capacity, so basically you have no way of getting where you're trying to go other than walking.
C) They're closing off major roads, bridges across the Potomac, just to add to B.
D) Every hotel between Baltimore and Richmond is fucking booked
E) Like you're helping accomplish something by creating headaches for DC police and secret service
F) You want to help your country? Go do your fucking job.
G) You'll get a much better view from your couch. tivo that shit.