I'm guessing around 2-3 hours h:

In all seriousness, cruisers are RARELY stolen compared to sport bikes, it will be wedged in an awkward position (even for me to get out), the lock is a heavy duty one, and obviously I will have crazy insurance on this.

I might even ask my ex-ex if I can store it in her garage (even though it is jam-packed) until I move out in February.