Originally Posted by RicoD

Location: Toronto, Canada

Lemme tell you a story about a Canadian...
The Canadian, he is not born going, 'Cool bean, I am a Canadian.' No way, Jose. So he tried to paint the stripe on himself to be like the, uh, the zebra, bet he fool no one. And then he tried to put the spot on his skin to be like the leopard, but everyone know he is a hippo. SO at certain pont, he look himself in the mirror, an he just say, 'Hey, I am a Canadian, and there is nothing I can do about it.' And as soon as he accepts this, he live life happy. Happy as a Canadian. You understand?