Originally Posted by AP2

So last night my friends and i were drunk as shit. Picked up some tacos and had to cross a street to get my friend's apt. As I was halfway crossing the street, I decided to pull out my weiner and start pissing. All of a sudden I hear cop sirens down the street and then low and behold a patrol car around 100 feet away from me in my direction. Like a deer staring in the headlights, I started to run like a motherfucker into the bush.