mixed green salad with light balsamic vinaigrette dressing

baked chicken breast marinated with lemon juice with a dash of cannibus herbs :rick:
served over Uncle Ben's 1minute spanish rice.

thin slices of sara lee frozen poundcake with a light spread of plain coolwhip spread.

other than the weed part, this shit is cheap as fuck to buy, easy to cook, and when prepared and set on the plates right, it looks fancy. fuck spending money on food to cook for a girl... thats what fancy restaurants are for. they cook that shit for u and present it all nice. after dinner, finish the bottle of wine and bang the hell outta the girl. have a cigarette and go to sleep.