Dude, since you're a good friend, Im going to warn you right now - dont get over involved homey. Its not that I dont want you to succeed, because I do, but you know there are variables that play a huge part in a girls thought process.

Here is the game plan:
1) Grabbage
2) Date (not more than 3 outtings)
3) Dont take her to your house (stalker effect)
4) Smash in a parking lot somewhere
5) Get a burrito for the both of you
6) Drop off
7) Drop clutch
8) Drop kids off at pool
9) Return to sender