Originally Posted by your daddy

I thought this was pretty funny, but disturbing at the same time....

2. Reclaim your virginity? ...sure that guy named "Hal" took advantage of you (and your contact high) back in his van after the Whitesnake concert. But now is your chance to get your revenge! Get out that tire iron and beat the crap out of this thing! We'll even take it back for scrap when you're done!