My first job, Pistol Pete's Pizza, and I was Pistol Pete. 6' bear getting beat up by 6 year olds.
The costume was so hot, you would walk on the floor for 5 minutes, and then sit in the freezer for 20.
Sucked asshole.

Best job is my current one I guess. Could be better, but meh. We'll see if I get laid off in the next few months..