Best - Pool boy at a quasi-fancy hotel. I sat around and drank, went home to fap on the clock, hung out at friends' houses on the clock, got to look at boobies, free meals for most of my college years, no responsibility whatsoever. Only payed $7.25/hr though h:

Worst - FEMA housing inspector post-Katrina/Rita. Worked 7am to 10pm (at least) 7 days a week, no breaks until I quit. Lived in my volvo for a while and "moved up" to the most disgusting motel I've ever seen. Met a bunch of loonies and hicks, met a bunch of people who were trying to take a free ride on the govt/trying to pull fraud on me. Met a bunch of people in genuine need who probably didn't get the help they needed. SE Texas sucks the big one. I did make bank though h: