Originally Posted by
rebeld
oh yea in for crazy dreams last night
i almost shot a hot chick last night ...
someone broke into my place, grab the 45 head out and heres some hot chick standing in my hallway with like takeout food in her hands ... shes like what the fuck ... i yell get the fuck down and then i wake up as im finishing the sentence and said it out loud for reals :dunno: fuckin weird
haha I woke up laughing once...
I was walking through the Sahara and I was thirsty, I run into this soccer mom lady and I beg her for some juice. She walks over to the cooler and carries it over to me, I tell her thank you, when I open the cooler it's filled with sharp cheddar flavored juice.... I tell her, WHAT THE FUCK LADY! This is cheese flavor juice!
Then I woke up laughing
