Every year I buy two or three new pair of jeans from Gap. I've been wearing the same pair for years. I get the traditional, classic boot fit stonewashed jeans. The everyday, simple color, no epic fades, rips or colors.

Figures, I get online to order some for winter (cali guys say what are pants/winter) and they have all these fuckin gay looking pairs. So I venture out to the store and confirm that they no longer make a plain pair of jeans.