If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will
have $49.00 today. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago,
you will have $33.00 today. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman
Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today. But, if you purchased
$1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the
aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00. Based
on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily &
recycle. It is called the 401-Keg. A recent study found that the average
American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans
drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on
average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes you proud to be
an American!