BACK THE FUCK UP, IS THAT A FUCKING CRAB ROLL?

You need:

- crab meat in a tub
- celery
- cilantro
- tapatio, cholula, or your favorite messican hot sauce
- chili sauce (not the spicy kind, the ketchupy kind)
- hot dog buns
- lime

Toast the hot dog buns on a griddle or pan or whatever.

Mix everything in a bowl. For celery you just need about a handful, chopped. Cilantro, about a tbsp or something...not too much. Squeeze some lime juice on it.

Pile that shit on the bun and enjoy some yummies.