White / Black / Blue crown victorias
- i always think these are cops. most of the times they are, but when they aren't, I get really pissed.

Ford Taurus
- how lame do you have to be to drive a taurus?

Boxy, 90's suburban / tahoe / yukon with 22's, altezzas, etc.
- everyone has these. not unique. don't even look cool. usually in comedic stages of disrepair.