-calling joey at 2am in the morning and whispering sweet nothings into his ear

-calling jesse at 2:05am and rick rolling him

-calling craig to make sure he's alright

-calling brett to make myself feel better about being tall

-calling vinnie because it makes me proud that I'm not mexican

-calling janna because she's a lesbian

-calling drew because he cleans

-calling chris to remind myself that it's ok to be pissed

-calling brian to remind me that i have a good TV stand

-calling phat because he's broly

- calling dom because he's pinoy

- calling tark to say Team America...FUCK YA