I'd like to give you a trophy to put next to your car.
The trophy would be a big giant pile of crap. Pre-painted to match your pile of crap.

Sorry man, actually; no im not - you did it to yourself.
That car is horrible.

I tried to picture itpainted say, black, with some wheels -- but those flares are hideous and the damn lights in the back window, my god child....

*puuuuuuke*