taken from a very wise friend of mine:

FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans & has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust & doesn't lie.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed & likes being with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four bitches don't know each other.

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