Last illegal activity i was caught doing was speeding but that was probably 5 or 6 years ago.
Was doing about 110 in a 65 and the CHP only wrote me up for 80. Me = lucky that night.
I was trying to chase down this chick i knew and i told him that was why i was speeding. He told me "Well you know what they say? Pussy makes you stupid." i agreed with him and laughed a bit.