Originally Posted by
LiLRexen
Can you imagine having to tell "the one" that you couldn't wait for her and had to have a friend pay a Mexican hooker to deflower you? Stick to masturbating, its worth her knowing that you loved her that much before hand.
Although I agree on the mexican hooker part, the rest is total bullshit
h: If my girl got pissed at me for "not waiting for her," or "not loving her beforehand" I would slap her and leave.
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:edit: I keep my pimp hand strong... but you know what I mean. Tell her to shut up and leave.