You know what really bothers me, though?

I surf on han at work. A LOT. I don't generally work overtime, although I'll stay an hour or two to finish up something important. I don't particularly push myself very hard...and yet, my performance numbers and my output are in the tops of everybody. It just makes me wonder...what the fuck else are these other people doing? I mean, if I applied myself, I would have blown most of them out of the water. Maybe I should turn it up a notch and differentiate myself some more h: