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Old 05-30-2008, 07:03 AM
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shirley
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Default How often do gay guys hit on you?

serious question?

it bugs the heck out of me

first of all a lil background:

Our local access channel has this show called Text Me TV where people can text random whatevers to this show and the people on the show discuss the texts or talk about whatever they feel like. its absolutely horrible, on at 2am but everyone knows it cuz its at the just getting home from bar time

anyways we go to a ballgame last night, we are getting pretty lit up on $2 beers. suddenly my one buddy is like "is that the guy from text me tv?" and screams out "hey text me tv guy" ...

dude sees us, comes over and my buddy just starts chattin him up. At this point we realize he is a HUGE homo, not like oh im gay and i like boys but like the stereotypical gay guy that makes normal gays feel bad im sure

so what does my buddy do the minute we realize this ... tells the guy that i desperatly want to be on his tv show so this guy starts telling how hard it is to get on and maybe he will do a survivor style competition someday for a cohost spot bla bla bla

anyways here comes teh point where i said cya ... dude is like, well ya know im going to be at such and such bar tonight and (looks right at me) the drunker i get the easier it is to get me to do stuff...

yea ... totally awkward. and then as we are leaving the ballpark later the guy sees us again and basically starts hitting on me more... all the while my buddies in their shitfaced state think its hilarious and are egging the whole situation on :madr:

apperently theres a section of the gay population that finds me attractive :ghey: