Originally Posted by
XScarAudio
Bitch, please! Girls are like condoms....they're either on your dick or in your wallet

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sorry dude, had to steal your sig for the above quote

my quote has always spoke da troof

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i have weeded most of the golddiggers from my circle, but there are still a bit trying to hang on.....
there is this one girl i see out all the time. pretty cute...i'd do her if the chance presented itself. so she always comes up & says hi when i see her out. saw her sat nite & she came over & w/out even saying hi, said "buy me a drink" so i said "show me your tits"....which made her mad. i told her if she would've asked, then i probably would've but since she demanded me do something for her, she had to do a trade off. so she got pissed & walked away.
about 45 minutes later, she comes up, grabs me by the arm, pulls me in the stairway & flashes me & while she has her shirt up, she gets this sad puppy dog pout in her eyes & says "will you PLEASE" buy me a drink"
:lmfao:
her swallowing her pride enough to practically beg was enough for me....the nice rack view was just a bonus

......so i got her a drink from one of the bartenders who still charges me employee prices ($1)
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