Anyway, I was wondering if maybe I could crash here for a while.

Whoa, I don't know, man. I got a business to run. This is like my office as well as my home. Plus, the lion comes in a couple days.

You're getting a lion?

Yeah.

Why?

To protect my shit.

Never heard of a dog?

Dude, you can get past a dog. Nobody fucks with a lion.

Yeah, that's true.