dude fuck bears

no joke, they dont scare me one bit.

theres plenty a firsthand account of me chasing bears through the woods with nothing more than a slingshot. fuckers piss me off when they steal tackleboxes out of the boats. and when i have a couple beers in me its worse cuz i'll go with nothing more than my bare hands and a handful of pebbles or a stick

i want a black bear as a pet SOOOOOO bad