Dom: You almost out shopped me?! You never outshopped me, You never had your groceries. impulse buying, not reading the prices like you should! Your lucky that 40 pound turkey didn't break the legs on the cart! Almost out shopped me? Now me and the checkout lady have to dig out all these high priced groceries, and replace the bread that you smushed. Ask any shopper, any real shopper, it doesn't matter if you save a penny or a dime, saving is saving!
(Everyone cheers for Dom, as he holds his hands up with triumph.)