I was at the sandwich place getting lunch. The entire dining area is packed and I see a mom with 3 kids looking for a place to sit.

There's 2 different people hogging booths.

1. Has papers everywhere, including a discarded "Turbo Tax Deluxe" box.
2. Has their feet up, reading a magazine, with a Dell laptop pugged into the wall where the decorative lamp should draw power.

I can't stand people like this. Go home jackoffs.