I ended up splicing the connector from the old steering wheel onto the new wheel. I cut the connecter off of my '94 wheel, cut the connector off the '01 wheel, and connected the '94 connector to the '01 wheel with wire splices and electrical tape.

I'm not sure if it would have worked in an accident (as I never tested that out), but the SRS light on the console went off, and everything seemed to fit together nicely.

You're lucky I still had e-mail notification turned on back when I made this thread. My Integra was stolen 3 years ago and I haven't been back to the Integra forum since. h: