This is what happens when my friends get bored and have AIM
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armista_lynn: hi 21/f/myrtle point &UR asl please
Dave Alfer: 31/m/coosbay
armista_lynn: so what do you do for a living?
armista_lynn: may i ask
Dave Alfer: Im a circus midget
armista_lynn: a circus?
armista_lynn: madget?
Dave Alfer: yeah I drive the little cars around
armista_lynn: oh okay
Dave Alfer: but not all of me is small
armista_lynn: oh okay
armista_lynn: so what is a circus in coosbay now? just asking i hope im not insulting you
Dave Alfer: I'm on vacation
armista_lynn: oh okay cool
armista_lynn: sorry if i made you mad
Dave Alfer: you didnt have you ever been with a midget before
armista_lynn: so what are you planing to do for your vacation?
armista_lynn: no i havent
armista_lynn: i dont really know what it is
Dave Alfer: umm I was hoping to hook up wityh a girl here
armista_lynn: please check my profile so you know who your talking to okay
armista_lynn: what do you want to do when you get hooked up?
Dave Alfer: I wanna have sex for hours
armista_lynn: really?
Dave Alfer: yeah
armista_lynn: well im looking for more then sex if possible
armista_lynn: like dinner or something like that
armista_lynn: get to know the person first and not sex right away
Dave Alfer: hmm well you could have dinner while you ride me if you wanted
armista_lynn: are you checking my profile?
Dave Alfer: yeah your hot
armista_lynn: ty
armista_lynn: do you know where myrtle point is?
armista_lynn: just wondering
Dave Alfer: yeah
armista_lynn: well like i said im looking for more then sex
Dave Alfer: you know I could like put a pizza on my chest and you could eat it off me
armista_lynn: how long are you staying in coos bay?
Dave Alfer: a week
armista_lynn: im not a big fan on pizza
Dave Alfer: what about chinese food
Dave Alfer: what about chinese food
Dave Alfer: you could lick the soy sauce off my nipples
armista_lynn: really interested
armista_lynn: in doing that
Dave Alfer: what about whip cream
armista_lynn: I like putting food on a guy
Dave Alfer: well I could put some on you
armista_lynn: you must be really wanting sex
armista_lynn: but like i said im looking for more then sex
Dave Alfer: we could cover the bed in food and have sex on top of it
armista_lynn: what?
armista_lynn: your a sicko
Dave Alfer: is this a midget thing are you against midgets
armista_lynn: no what is wrong with you
Dave Alfer: nothing, we can just cover each other in whip cream if you want
armista_lynn: your a fucking sick little man good bye