Originally Posted by
v6_accord_jerz
werd.....came in here to post this.
John: Merry Christmas! :yay:
Daughter: New battery? Thanks dad but I just signed the paperwork for a new car as a surprise to everyone. I'll keep it around though for when it needs to be changed.
John: What!?!? :eek3:

:sad:
John: looks like it already needs a new windshield
Daughter: what?!?
John: *hurls brick*

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