A picnic
Tickets to the ballet
A wool Christmas sweater
Tuba lessons
A jigsaw puzzle
A coupon for $1 off any $5 purchase at Baskin-Robbins
A can of paint, preferably latex based
A pack of cigarettes, but only if he doesn't smoke
If he does smoke, an ashtray
And lastly, Dr. Scholl's medicated shoe inserts, the odor fighting kind.