So back to the original thread subject... How are us guys supposed to post things that only females would understand?

I know a few things that only guys would understand that girls never will, such as:

-I leave my clothes on the floor after I wash them because I am just going to use them again and throw them in a dirty clothes pile again that week anyway so why spend an hour folding everything and putting it away?

-Please don't f**k with my steaks on the grill.

-It's not acceptable to start foreplay then fall asleep. That's like taking you shopping for nice things with the intention of me paying for it, then changing my mind at the register.