You're not even Canadian
Here's the test:
When was the last time you had a Molson Ex while watching the Habs playing?
WELL Habs season just started... and I saw them beat Carolina the other week while drinking Molson.
When was the last time you had a poutine?
Evertime I go to MOntreal... last time was about a year ago 
When was the lastime you saw a deer/cariboo in the wild?
Deer I see all the time down here... but caribou was on my way to Quebec city last summer. ('06)
When was the last time you had a drunken snow fight while in a snow strom that went to far leaving a guy injured, bleeding, with torn clothes, or broken glasses?
THAT has been a while... i've calmed down abit. But STe.Catharines after 3am used to be fun as hell. I once was at Peel in the winter and got the call from a friend that a bunch of people I knew were getting into a fight on St. Laurent and Ste. C. Sprinted over a km to make it there in time to help out. 
had to walk up/down a hill (like Peel) in freezing rain?
Fuck Peel in freezing rain. I'll take the metro thank you very much 
h:
you met someone whos name is Gordon?
Tell you the truth... i dont think i have EVER met anyone named Gordon.
You're not Canadian so i am the most loveable Canadian eh :canada: