I lol'd.
I have a very embarrassing story... read further only if you are not a judgmental type.
One time I was at a water park on some unmentioned elicit drug and we were waiting in line for like an hour for some ride, and we decided we were waiting in line for the "Christopher Reeves Ride," on which they take you behind a fence, have a horse step on your neck, and then charge you $18. It was very amusing at the time.

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