Im gonna say:

Dom -- leaving me to buy one of the best cars Ive owned.
Draconius -- to pull the alpha lion on the household card.
Derek -- for not calling me anymore.
Jessica -- only in chocolate syrup and whipped cream...topless.
RB -- he doesnt like me.
AF -- doesnt like me either.
Dumbweezel -- we know why.
Dubcac -- to see what he's really made of.
Jesse -- to welcome my SD fists to his MI face.
Rico -- just to be next to him.
e9 -- no reason.
Jaymar -- I guess his phone doesnt make outgoing calls...thats why.
heywouldyoublowme -- I want to knock the pimp out of him.
AP2 -- to knock a job into his life. And to knock the sexy out.
Labarinth -- to knock him single..finally
Marsh -- to serve some driving skills, knock him straight, and push some kbb into him.
dj02 -- for talking shit about never anwering my phone when I clearly call him all the time. asshole.