Originally Posted by sherwood

this one time i was starting up with this girl as her brother got home drunk from the bar, to say the least I got scared shitless, but then he walks in with some random girl following shortly after, so chuckles ensued.

anyway the next morning he wakes up with a text "Heyyyyy sweeeetie, what how are you today?" and me and my then-not, now-ex, found it hysterical