L.A. Rag Mag Claims The Jeter Gave The Alba The Herpes
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L.A. Rag Mag claims that Derek Jeter and Jessica Alba “dated” once upon a time and that during their “relationship,” Jeter gave Alba the virus that keeps on giving:
[O]ur source worked for Cash Warren, [Alba’s] ex, and had to refill [Alba’s] Valtrex prescription for her on a regular basis! Guess who she got it from…that’s right…dirty Derek Jeter.
L.A. Rag Mag goes on to speculate at the potentially far and wide effects of this purported infestation:
All of his other famous relationships could have contracted the STD TOO! Derek’s most famous sexual conquest [sic] include Mariah Carey, Jessica Alba, Vanessa Minnillo and most recently Jessica Biel.
Jessica Alba, Vanessa Minnillo and Jessica Biel. Wait. We thought those three were the same person? Better keep your dick out of all of them, just in case. We’re looking at you, Nick Lachey.