Originally Posted by CRAIGHIMSELF

4th of July date???! That sounds PERFECT. Im sure there are SOOOO many things you can come up with in your own town.

But Im with Chris. House one off before you go. Preferably jailhouse style. Take a tube sock and stick a latex glove in there. Roll it down until it takes form. Insert lotion of choice and PRESTO, solid gold.

Good luck dude.