When I say I have a navigation system, I don't mean a fucking fold up map or your fucking mouth. Stop ranting on about how to get to your boring ass place of residence after I've said "I HAVE A FUCKING NAVIGATION SYSTEM, ALRIGHT ALREADY" 5 times 6 different ways.

When I say "give me an address and I can get there. All I need is your address", take my word for it. I'm not being impatient. I just don't want you to go through the motions of reciting to me the 40 closest funny looking trees, roads, streets, townships and villages to your hizzouse.

That is all.


This has happened to me 4 times in the last 3 days h: