I lived in HBG, PA for the last 7 years I'm not exactly a "rural guy." I was worried about it killing my cats, or hurting somebody to be honest. There very piousness. I blame the one missed shot for the 6 Molson Canadian's and 5 Shots of Jager.
I then covered him in Gas and set his ass on fire.
Heres a better pic of one from the internet:
Wiki Article:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coral_snake