I can't stand any of the local news telecasts, so I just watch CNN, BBC, and other random national news. It's funny at the office, becuase I'm really well-versed on world/national events, but I have no idea what's happening locally.

Co-worker: "Wow Josh, I saw that shooting spree that left 3 dead a block from where you live. You must be freaked out!"
Me: "What?"