I was watching Cooper 360 this morning and he had this audio of 911 call made by cop who was using confiscated pot. I can't find the audio but here is the transcript. The audio is a lot funnier so hopefully someone finds that and posts it up.

Sanchez: I think I'm having an overdose and so is my wife.

Operator: OK. You and your wife?

Sanchez: Yes.

Operator: Overdose of what?

Sanchez: Marijuana. I don't know if they had something in it.

Operator: OK.

Sanchez: Will you please send rescue?

Operator: Do you guys have a fever or anything?

Sanchez: No. I'm just -- I think we're dying.

Operator: How much did you guys have?

Sanchez: I don't know. We made brownies, and I think we're dead. I really do.

Operator: Is she breathing?

Sanchez: She's barely breathing.

Operator: Is she awake?

Sanchez: I think so.

Operator: OK. Can you look?

Sanchez: Pardon?

Operator: Can you look?

Sanchez: Yes, I can feel her. She's laying right down in front of me. Time is going by really, really, really, really slow. What's the score on the Red Wings game?

Operator: What?

Sanchez: What's the score on the Red Wings game?

Operator: I have got no clue. I don't watch the Red Wings.

Sanchez: OK. I just wanted to make sure that this isn't some type of, like, hallucination that I'm having.

Operator: Why? What does the score say?

Sanchez: 3-3.

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