Two articles of attire that I am proud to own are alligator-skinned boots and various Gucci-brand suits. This is despite me not currently being employed with a corporation in a work-environment.
Alas, due to my financial deficit I am also unable to fulfill my obligation to pay my living quarters’ dues. This is perfectly acceptable behavior, however, because of the fact of myself being highly stylistic and in-style.

:rofl: