9:10 - Ralph Character: Muslim Porn
A company sent out a press release, saying they plan to fill and untapped market - Muslim-themed porn! Well, the couldn't that company, but found another one. A guy named Abdul Abjizwata listed some of the Muslim porn titles that he has (starring 'Al Jazeera'): Ram it in Ramadan ("a holiday classic"), Hezbollah Jizbollah, Open Wide and Say Allah, Splatter on the Human Shield, Dropping the Dirty Bomb, Upper Shiite Hole, and Stick It Where the Sunni Don't Shine!