Son of a B!+@h! v. Water Heater.
So, I get home around 12am, stinking from working all day and going to the gym...and I go in to take a shower. Sat there with the water running for a good 5 minutes (it usually takes a while for the hot water to get there anyway)...and still no hot water.
So, I have to go crawling under the house at midnight with spiders and shit all over the place, and the ground is all muddy because the water heater has a small leak. And of course the leak is in the right spot to put out the pilot light. :madfawk:
I lit it for now, and it'll heat up my water, but as soon as the thermostat kicks in, I know that pilot light is gonna go right back out.